necessary transform tips for an ugly domestic man to become an astonishing office god

Now, this is not Weij's propaganda, it's just totally beyond her understanding! Whoever the author is, he must be an amazing human being! (a Japanese ! $%*^&~~`@ :P ) However, as reading along, I hope this will be of some tiny help dragging you out of your dismay, for the ones who has been searching pointlessly in the dark for ages, this tip is your light!

I apologize for still being ignorant of how to make the layout more organized here, just bear with me for a second, I promise I will sort it out one day. Here, in sequence of the pictures:

a. First of first, an office glamour star must have a cheesy mustache!

b. We all have the moment of getting bored. When eating a melon, a real gentleman must carve a dragon out of the melon with teeth.

c. The weather is so hot! Yet how can a metrosexual sweat like a pig? A real prince must sweat with sparks!

d. Now, when colleague needs help, DO not just stand up and turn back, DO slide the chair all the way along!

e. When delivering a presentation, instead of clicking the mouse, DO drag the wire curvy and long!

f. In the office, when there are gorgeous female co-workers around, please DO rub the mouse against your body in delight!

g. A puddle in front of you. Now, the read gentleman must not be afraid of getting wet! He must stride over in an elegant way rather than taking the bypass.

h. To show your manlyness, please grap your chest-part shirt to form a musculine manly back.

i. In the subway, even you are sooooo tired, you have to remember you are a super model in Vogue! A model must fall asleep in a beautiful gesture, arms griping tight on your body, do not open your mouth and drool !

j. Get out the subway. An office god must pass the turnstile with his own charming way of spinning 3 times on his tiptoe, like a ballet dancer!

k. Elevator's door is shutting! How can a god abruptly keeps pressing the button and waste people's precious time? No! A god has to shift into the elevator elegantly!

m. Last but not the least, when eating a melon, it's highly recommended not to waste the seeds. Spit them out nicely in a certain order, such as the word "love", when there are girls around.

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